May 2012
Headphones rule.
No headphones = you can talk to me
1 headphone = you can talk to me if I like you
2 headphones = fuck off
It only took me four times to actually understand!
…the unknown world that suddenly appeared before my eyes…
god: hey baby
god: did it hurt
god: when you fell from heaven?
satan: you're a fucking dick
This ain't funny anymore...
I just got back my home exam for the fourth time… and I still need to complement it. This is it, I will never be a language teacher, I can surely scratch that from my list now, because I seem to not know the basic grammar in my own native language. “I believe the road to hell is paved with adverbs.” - Stephen King
